An offer from Park Avenue Laser-that you cannot refuse!
RECESSION SPECIAL, To GUARANTEE that EVERYONE can afford LASEK, we are making the following offer:
1. We will arrange your financing so that you will be charged THE SAME AMOUNT TO THE PENNY, PER MONTH, that you are currently WASTING on glasses, contacts, and solution.
and
2. For every friend you send to us after we make you 20/20, we will give you back $1,000.00!
Therefore, you will pay the SAME in the short-term as you are WASTING now (so you CAN afford it) and you will get back $1,000 for each referral (so it will be even cheaper in the long-term).
Plus, once you are free from contacts/glasses, you will save $10,000 a decade on contacts + solutions + glasses!!!